Identify this Long John Eater

Spengler’s Restaurant and Pub is a very popular place in the small northwest Ohio town of Napoleon. This iconic restaurant has been serving breakfast, lunch and dinner since 1892. Due to its popularity, Spengler’s makes for a great campaign stop for political candidates looking to get some grass roots support. During one such campaign stop, this national political figure and his entourage stopped for breakfast and a quick morning photo op. He ordered the classic Long John donut. Troublingly, he actually used his utensils to eat a donut. Isn’t that a sign of a sociopath??? Furthermore, he did not even eat much of his Long John. What kind of human does this??? It shocked the fine folks at Spengler’s so much that they entombed the donut, napkins, and utensils within a hermetically sealed display case.

Be that as it may, this disturbed campaign artifact is your pre-post teaser…

Identify this Long John Eater

Please put your guess in the COMMENT section below this post. If you are my esteemed attorney, you are barred from taking a guess. Truth be told, I do not expect an eligible reader to get this teaser. But, hopefully you are intrigued enough to read the main post on Saturday and get the answer.

Have a wonderful day. PT